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Joke of the Day

"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."

"I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies."

"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""

"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."

"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."

"Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw] I gave her a D out of sympathy."

"The perfect kiss and the perfect high five are indistinguishable emotionally."

"What wind is best for footballs? Drew Brees"

"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."