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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell vampirism is a disease? On account of the coffin."
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"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."
"Women... can't live with them and the alternative is literally a pain in the ass."
"My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."
"How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!"
"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""
"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"
"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"