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Joke of the Day

"If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be? Stop hitting yourself."

"The NFL replacement refs"

"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."

"Know the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old..."

"What do you call someone who only gives back rubs to men? A massage-inist."

"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."

"I told myself I should stop drinking .. .. but I'm not about to listen to some weirdo that talks to himself"

"Magician: ""Think of a card."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""You are thinking of the.. 3 OF SPADES!"" Me: ""I was thinking about a get well soon card."""

"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."

"'...um....' - the first cow ever milked"