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Joke of the Day

"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."

"A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead."

"I could not stop my baby boy from crying so I poured no tears shampoo in his eyes, it didn't work."

"For Lent I've decided to give up my New Year's Resolutions, now pass the Girl Scout Cookies."

"Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about."

"Who can't tell the difference between short and long? This subreddit mods"

"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"

"My friend is getting a new car - a ""tangerine"" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?"

"What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai."