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Joke of the Day

"I would tell a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones Argon"

"People say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6,000,000 jews."

"If Skittles were made from actual fruit, I'd be considered a much better parent."

"Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to 24 weeks whether they need it or not."

"Two gay men are having sex when a fire breaks out in their apartment. Who gets out first, the top or the bottom? The bottom-- he already has his shit packed."

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"

"[sitting on park bench] homeless guy: I'm so alone me: okay wow I'm right here"

"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"

"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry."