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Joke of the Day
"What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in? It's Alaska, don'Juneau."
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"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"What do you call the exact opposite of progress Congress"
"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"
"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"
"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"
"If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear. It is holey."
"Trump has just been debriefed about the aliens in area 51 he wants them deported immediately"
"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"