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Joke of the Day
"What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in? It's Alaska, don'Juneau."
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"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
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"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""
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"My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions Not quite sure how I feel about it"
"Do hesitant people order sparagus?"
"How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours? ask about his routine."
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"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."