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Joke of the Day
"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."
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"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"
"Accidentally switched the baby formula with coconut milk and now my newborn is complaining that her lullabies are ""too mainstream."""
"The bouncer was kicking me out & I put up my finger for him 2 wait,while I chugged the rest of my drink.All he could say was: Are U serious?"
"they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback"
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"
"Sometimes I really think about killing myself. I don't. But I *really* think about it."
"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"
"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""
"What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer? One builds weapons and the other build targets."