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Joke of the Day
"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."
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"What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast? Steak and negs. In shame and solitude"
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"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."
"You're a Carrot I wish, I'd be easier on the eyes."
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