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Joke of the Day

"CNN: President Obama Rescues a Child From a Burning Home FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working Firefighters"

"I'm not desperate because i'm single, i'm single because i'm not desperate."

"What's the worst part about being a black jew? Sitting at the back of the oven.."

"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."

"How do three gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down."

"NSFW My wife demanded that I get a penis enlarger, so I did. .... ....she's 27 and her name is Heather."

"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."

"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall. I'm sorry. This was just too wonderful to resist sharing."

"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"