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Joke of the Day
"I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. It's the bison-tennial!"
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"How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped? Come quietly and nobody gets hurt."
"[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day."
"What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus? ""Nailed it!"""
"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"
"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"
"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."
"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"I spend 90% of my time in Texas doing u-turns under highway overpasses trying to get somewhere I can see but can't drive to for some reason."