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Joke of the Day

"How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped? Come quietly and nobody gets hurt."

"The Guy who traded a hat for things of equal or greater worth... No, seriously; let me know if you want to trade me something for my hat."

"You've said it before and I'll say it again -Plagiarists"

"You're only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!"

"Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree."

"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"

"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"

"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"

"Taken 5: has anyone seen my doggie?"

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"