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"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."
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"If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German"
"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"
"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"Coworkers What's the difference between a brown nose and a shit head? Depth perception."
"Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew The Chosen Phew"
"It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions."
"Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it"
"""Just this one more episode."" you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees."