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Joke of the Day
"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"
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"Jesus walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says I'll just have a water thanks ;)"
"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."
"What do you call people who don't repost jokes? liars"
"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"
"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."
"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."
"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."
"Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty? He doesn't pick up after himself."