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Joke of the Day

"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"

"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."

"TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub."

"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."

"The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back."

"How to change a baby: 1. Swap it out with a Labrador pup when no one's looking"

"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"

"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"

"Biggest fears: 4. Dancing in public 3. Spiders 2. Forgetting names 1. Dancing in public with spiders who's names I forget"

"Your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together!"