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Joke of the Day

"How are babies different from feminists ? Babies grow up and stop crying"

"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."

"Does anyone get the urge to tweet something really bad just to see if the government is really paying attention to you?"

"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"

"Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."

"I've always lived by the motto 'work hard, play hard' But the HR department is starting to get concerned and the guys I ball with at the gym hate when I guard them"

"So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus"

"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."

"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."