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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke about oral sex? Pun-ilingus."
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"I think I'm allergic to alcohol... After about 10-12 beers, I throw up. It's the damndest thing!"
"My favorite selfies are the ones people post of themselves looking off in the distance, like they didn't realize they were taking a selfie"
"Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain."
"The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer... Life is rough.."
"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"
"What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue"
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black."