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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain."
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"[interview] What is your biggest weakness? ""Sometimes I'm too succinct"" Can you give an example? ""Yes"""
"Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy? He was too far out!"
"got kicked out of cub scouts as a kid... for eating a brownie..."
"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."
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