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Joke of the Day

"Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher"

"Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm."

"I saw a homeless man and gave him $1.00. I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77."

"I must be an odd one Because I can't even"

"dude *scoffs like 7 times in a row* of course i'm not a virgin... i have lots of *starts readin hand, ink is hella smudged* secular intercom"

"Never share secrets with bank employees, they're all tellers."

"Have you heard the joke from the kid with short attention-span? He didn't even finish his j---"

"I wipe my ass like I drive... Only stop on red"

"I came home to my girlfriend packing her bags. What are you doing? -I'm leaving you. I heard you're a pedophile! That's a pretty big word for a seven year old."

"What do sluts shower them selves in? Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i needed to post it."