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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."

"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."

"A funny 1-liner I'm more tired than the Michelin Man."

"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."

"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither can finish a race."

"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."

"HER: [walks in wearing lingerie] See anything you like? ME: I don't think that will fit me."

"I just ordered the wrong meat it was a misteak"

"Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets? Because their hands are always in someone else's!"