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Joke of the Day

"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither can finish a race."

"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"

"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."

"Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday."

"People ask me questions like I'm listening"

"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."

"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."

"Saw this a while back There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those who do not."

"An adult man named Todd just told me I could call him Big T, that was 9 minutes ago. I'm staring at him waiting for the punch line."