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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."
Next Joke
"Have you heard the one about the airplane? Never mind. It's over your head."
"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."
"I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues."
"My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well he's not really my friend....yet."
"Sometimes in the mornings I have dirty thoughts about a dead girlfriend Mourning wood"
"My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable."
"What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground? #Deadpeople"
"What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter? NaClmore"
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."