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Joke of the Day
"I just ordered the wrong meat it was a misteak"
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"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"
"Please be patient...I'm fcuking things up as fast as I can."
"""Was that lightning?"" No... they're taking pictures for google earth."
"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"
"What is a Coronal Mass Ejection? I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer."
"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"
"Stand way over there and let me tell you a funny fairytale. Once upon a time I ate all of your Halloween candy this morning."
"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"