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Joke of the Day
"I just ordered the wrong meat it was a misteak"
Next Joke
"Hey girl whats your sine? It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1."
"Why is Santa such a jolly old elf? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"
"Even at my age, I can still turn a lot of heads. It's mostly to see where the smell is coming from though."
"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."
"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."
"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."
"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore."
"Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."""