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Joke of the Day
"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"
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"70 year old man asked his wife... Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."
"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good."
"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."
"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."
"Everyone thinks.. Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast."
"New drinking game Take a shot everytime they ask ""Are we there yet"" I've gone through two bottles of vodka at mile 149"
"My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me."
"The pope just pooped Holy shit"
"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"