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Joke of the Day

"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"

"A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too."

"Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block."

"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""

"What can I bring to your party? Friend: A six pack. [does 10 crunches] [cancels]"

"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."

"Barista: Can I get a name? Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*"

"Why did 10 die? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11."

"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."