171250
Joke of the Day
"The pope just pooped Holy shit"
Next Joke
"A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry. When the policeman informed his family he said ""There's no easy way to say this""..."
"Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"
"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."
"Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!"
"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."
"Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out."
"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"
"It's Autism Awareness Day Just letting you all know"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !"