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Joke of the Day

"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."

"In the dark alley, Johnny the Optimist was being beat up Half to life."

"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent. Was bored"

"If you're class of 2020.... then you must have a vision for the future."

"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"

"A gorilla walks into a bar Holy shit run!"

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes."

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"