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Joke of the Day
"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."
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"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."
"Ladies: We leave the toilet seat up because we don't want to touch it any more than you do."
"Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments."
"Taylor Swift just waved at a boy and he didn't wave back so now she's got a new album coming out tomorrow."
"Stop calling it ""sweater weather"" and call it what it really is, ""I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."""
"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"
"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."