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"What's hard, long and has cum in it? A Cucumber..."
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"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and forty nine cents and deer nuts are under a buck"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking."
"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."
"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"
"Met a contortionist, said, ""When you wanna get sexual?"" She said, ""However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."""