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Joke of the Day
"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"
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"What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise"
"There are three people in this world... Those who can count, and those you can not."
"How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement"
"I own a very profitable bakery I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough"
"A Weed Whacker is not as sexy as it sounds"
"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."
"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"
"""Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling."" - me as a doctor"
"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? A substantial amount, you fucking morons."