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Joke of the Day
"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? A substantial amount, you fucking morons."
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"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."
"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."
"Did you hear about the guy who made his wife a necklace out of crystal meth? I hear it was pretty dope."
"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"
"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."
"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."
"How do dubstep DJs masturbate? They wub one out"
"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"