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Joke of the Day
"I own a very profitable bakery I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough"
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"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."
"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."
"Would you like a bag with that? Would you like a bag with that? Would you like a bag with that? I know now it isn't really the most efficient way to sell tea!"
"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."
"I always thought I should be a comedian... ... because growing up my parents always told me I was a fucking joke."
"Procrastination is like masturbation It awesome until you realize that you've fucked yourself."
"LPT: If your girl ever asks you which of her friends you want to have a three-way with, DO NOT GIVE HER TWO NAMES!"