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Joke of the Day

"They say sex after marriage is not the same. My sex life is like the Olympics! Happens once every four years, costs me lots of money, & there's usually a big fight afterward."

"Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog? Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out"

"I was rejected at this job interview that I had. Apparently, ""gang rape"" is not a suitable example to prove that you are good at working in teams."

"For my next magic trick i'll need a condom and a volunteer."

"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."

"October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it."

"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"

"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"

"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"