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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"
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"Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag."
"Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds."
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."
"Why did the German cross the road? To get to the Reich side"
"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."
"All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception."
"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"
"What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated? penal tea edit: to someone"