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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"
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"Everyone seems to like tinman from wizard of oz... But I can't stannum.>_>"
"currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out"
"whenever my mom criticizes me i yell ""it's probably genetic"" and run out of the room as fast as i can"
"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""
"How come squirrels get a pass to bury whatever they want in the park but the cops go crazy when I try to bury one tiny bloody knife?"
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."
"[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings"
"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"