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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"

"your dad wrote a letter to harambe his pen is out for harambe"

"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."

"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."

"He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up."

"who wore it better: Russell Brand or Steven Tyler's microphone stand"

"Emmy Awards In the U.S., your program has to win an Emmy. In the U.K., programme already has one."

"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? It had reptile dysfunction."

"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."