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Joke of the Day

"who wore it better: Russell Brand or Steven Tyler's microphone stand"

"Step 1: Stay up late Step 2: Get up early Step 3: Hate the Earth"

"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."

"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!"

"If I ever start with 'this one time I went jogging.....' I am not telling the truth."

"If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item."

"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table."

"A Brit, a Jew and a Canadian. So a Brit, a Jew and a Canadian are sitting in bar. The jew lifts his head from his drink and says, ""I just don't know anymore, does america got talent?"""