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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between RAM and ROM? I can't ROM my dick in your arse"

"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."

"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet? Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt."

"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."

"The way I see it, EVERY FRIDAY is Good Friday.. "

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"Congress is like autocorrect It causes more problems then fixing them."

"MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes."

"Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word."

"I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe."