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Joke of the Day
"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."
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"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store."
"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."
"My friend asked me if I've ever paid for sex I've paid dearly: I've got three kids."
"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."
"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"
"ME: Did you hear Jack & Cindy got divorced and he's dating someone half his age? HUB: Yep. He's livin the dream ME: HUB: His dream not mine"