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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool."
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"Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died? Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen."
"How many livers do people have? I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay."
"I taught my 4yo how to spell 'beer' so he'll stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."
"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"
"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."
"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"
"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."
"I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one. ~Dogs"