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Joke of the Day

"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"

"How can you tell that your waitress is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"

"I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer."

"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""

"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."

"Did you hear about the terrible kidnapping? Yeah. He woke up. :)"

"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."