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Joke of the Day

"Warning: Dad Joke But it's a classic. Grasshopper walks into a bar and sits. Bartender says, ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."". Grasshopper says, ""Wow. You got a drink named Kevin?""."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... I only know this because this joke is reposted here every god damn week."

"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"

"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their Change cups at me..... I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."

"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"

"How dumb do you have to be to fly right into my fucking face? This is why we shouldn't allow bees to text."

"Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming."

"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."

"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"