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Joke of the Day
"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"
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"What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment. AY!"
"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."
"[Bad] Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu? The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)"
"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."
"My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if."
"What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern"
"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"