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Joke of the Day
"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"
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"I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely nude... ... I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!"
"I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop."
"Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!"
"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."
"Do babies know they're stupid?"
"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"
"What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!"
"Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help."
"What are cranes made of? Cranium."