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Joke of the Day
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
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"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear? It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"
"I'll be shaking hands with business people in front of a globe today if any stock photographers want to make some easy cash."
"It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."
"Instead of ""the John"" I decided to start calling my bathroom ""the Jim"" I needed to workout more. Now first thing in the morning I always go to the Jim!"
"If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush."
"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."
"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."