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Joke of the Day
"Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs"
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"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Syphilis"
"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"
"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."
"<- sleeps well with others"
"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."
"It's weird how british people say lift instead of elevator... Its like my dad saying ""your a disappointment"" instead of ""I love you"""
"I had the bottom bunk in my college dorm... I was always getting fucked over by my roommate. *I'll see myself out...*"
"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."