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Joke of the Day
"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"
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"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"
"I was gonna put on my cowboy hat and sit on my patio shirtless to showcase my abs when I realized I don't own a cowboy hat, a patio, or abs."
"How many friend zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll just compliment it way too much and then get pissed when it won't screw."
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."
"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"
"Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it."
"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."
"What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler? A toddler can count past two..."
"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."