6373
Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life...... unless it gets in his way."
Next Joke
"What do hillbillys do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House."
"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""
"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."
"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""
"What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro."
"Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill."
"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."