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Joke of the Day

"Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House."

"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."

"You mama's so fat"

"A steak pun is a rare medium well done"

"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."

"[commercial for rakes] ""Are u tired of eating leaves?"""

"This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT!"

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"