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Joke of the Day

"What do hillbillys do on Halloween? Pump Kin"

"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."

"*gets on 1 knee* Jenny... ""OMG"" *places hand on heart and starts crying* ""This is great!"" *gets on 2nd knee* I'm having a heart attack"

"Have you heard about the new advanced ABS system developed by an Israeli company? Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime."

"What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo."

"what do you call the study of color? cyance"

"Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy? They wanted to give credit where credit was due."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""I am a pileup"" ""I am a Pileup who?"" ""Exactly...."" (Badum Tss)"

"Whenever my parents talk about the good old days' they always seem to stop at 1979. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?"

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"