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"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because they can't fit in d-shells. Edit: re wording"
"Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?"
"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"
"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"When I RT what I'm actually saying is ""Fuck I wish I wrote that"""
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."
"What do you call an army of corn? The Musket - ears"