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Joke of the Day

"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"

"How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge."

"Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black."

"Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard."

"Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr."

"What's black and comes in little white cans? My favorite Michael Jackson joke."

"What's the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Five Star Hangover Judging from the bar receipts, ATM withdraws, hand stamps, and the vomit in my car, I'm pretty sure that I'm a ball of fun when I black out on Saturday night."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."

"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."