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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"

"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."

"dirty minds Hey sexy shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. love always your Toilet."

"Welcome to the school of hard knocks... You'd better hope your front door can take it!"

"I'm not racist because... I'm not a racist because racism is a crime, And crime is for blacks."

"A Roman walks into a bar........ .....holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers, please!"""

"Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"I went out for Chinese last night, I told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery... He thanked me."

"G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas"

"All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!"