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Joke of the Day

"When I RT what I'm actually saying is ""Fuck I wish I wrote that"""

"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"

"Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race."

"I've got a joke about Jonesville but the punchline is too long."

"I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake. There wasn't a dry eye in the audience."

"Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned."

"Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity."

"Miley Cirus' nipple slip at MTV's VMAs"

"My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get... One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise."

"How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards."