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Joke of the Day

"I just solved all my problems I just pretented it wasn't happening, and I instantly felt better."

"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."

"What was INXS Singer Michael Hutchence's favorite vegetable? The autochoke."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne"

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"His wife caught him trying on a white and gold dress... ""it's not what it looks like"", said he"

"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"

"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"